
Ahhh… me encanta esta gente — les dejo una copia del mail de invitacion para la fiesta del Memorial Day de Nicole Richie. Para los que no saben, el Memorial Day es un feriado Norteamericano en el que se conmemora a los hombres y mujeres que murieron durante su servicio militar.
“From: Nicole Richie
Subject: Masha and Nicole’s Memorial Day Party
My fellow Americans its that time of year.
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer.
Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream.
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems.
Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans.
Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”
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